Missing Baby

As I was browsing through my photo library today on my computer, I came across this: a picture of an adorable little boy with big, blue eyes and yellow hair. The problem is, I have no freaking idea who it is. I tried getting information out of my wife, but she couldn't give me a clear answer. How could a photo of someone else's child be uploaded onto my computer without my knowledge?

Perhaps my computer has evolved into a reproducing machine, not unlike us humans. Through various combinations of ones and zeros, the CPU of my iMac G5 could have actually created this image based on the "DNA" structure built within its memory. This would explain the problems I experienced a couple months ago with the internal hard drive. When I took it in to the Apple store, the Apple "Genius" couldn't decipher the source of its complications. Apparently, my computer was just pregnant with this digital human, which exists within the realm of iPhoto. This would be a major breakthrough for science, seeing as how computers are actually asexual, unlike we had originally predicted.

Perhaps it was put here as a threat, as if someone were holding my child for ransom. The photo does have that strange quality to it, the ambiguous environment, the scared look in the little boy's eyes. The problem here is, I don't have a child. The bigger problem is, someone has had their child kidnapped for ransom and they don't know it. This would explain the severed finger I received in an unmarked package the other day. If that's the case, I REALLY need to forward that package and this picture to the kid's real parents. If you are out there, shoot me an email. We'll get this straightened out for you.

Perhaps my future child has fallen into a time/space continuum and is now beaming his image onto my computer. No. What am I thinking? That's completely unrealistic.
What is likely is that my computer is so freaking powerful, that the speed of my CPU has defied time and has actually brought back a picture of my son from the future. This would explain why I've already named him Todd, why I've started to talk to Todd when he is crying, and why I've developed a way to feed Todd via the CD drive using a catheter and an electric pencil sharpener. How they grow up so fast!