You'll Be Sorry
posted by Jeff at 10:54 AM
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Please allow me to shamelessly promote Windy's art. Even if I weren't already biased due to her being my wife and all, I'm pretty sure I would enjoy having an original painting hanging on my wall. Because she lives with me, I have the pleasure of seeing all of her art all over our apartment, without having to pay for anything. If you trust me (as you obviously should), I suggest you browse through the above links to find that special work of art that your bare walls have been crying about for the past couple months. Stupid walls.
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8 Comments:
I really don't like you and i'm going to saw your head off with a toothbrush now. not mine... yours. and i won't use the electric one.
button button who's got the button?
it repeats.
i don't know what you all are talking about. why do you want to saw jeff's head off just cause you're not supposed to push a button? and what repeats and never stops? the button being there?
just don't push the button, okay?
it's not polite to ignore someone when they ask you a question. especially when that someone is my wife. and to think i was going to buy stuff from your wife's gift shop.
okay, okay. the job search has not reached its full capacity as of yet, however, i have been trying with a couple of places who have either been unresponsive or noncompliant. regardless, i haven't a job. so there. i answered. and, although it is a touchy subject, i have put aside my insecurities and shame and have told everyone in the world that i am unemployed.
now look what you've made me do. i've done and cried myself.
i also just belched, but i believe that is unrelated.
do you have the hubcats on your resume? cause i think that's what really sealed the deal for me. but seriously, thanks for answering the question. and seriously, next time, don't make me pull out your fingernails again. sorry, just watched syriana last night. anyway, i was thinking of buying coasters. would that be alright, kitkat? maybe coasters and a mug even. but definitely not a t-shirt. cause i'm waiting on the mosquito jar.
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