I Can't Sleep...
Sometimes I get those forwards that say something like, "Jesus died for your sins. If you love Jesus, you will forward this message to 10 people." As a Christian, I can say to you with confidence that the amount of forwards you send is not directly proportionate to your love for Jesus.
On a completely unrelated note, I'd like to say congrats to my bro for signing up with the United States Navy. He leaves next Tuesday for boot camp in Chicago. Hoo-rah, or something.
On another completely unrelated note, I will be traveling to San Francisco and Los Angeles in April to scope out the area for jobs.
And, because this isn't a formal post like my others, I leave you with a diagram of a chair. Enjoy.
On a completely unrelated note, I'd like to say congrats to my bro for signing up with the United States Navy. He leaves next Tuesday for boot camp in Chicago. Hoo-rah, or something.
On another completely unrelated note, I will be traveling to San Francisco and Los Angeles in April to scope out the area for jobs.
And, because this isn't a formal post like my others, I leave you with a diagram of a chair. Enjoy.
posted by Jeff at 1:35 AM
21 Comments:
"back splat." that's kinda gross.
i want to personally thank sir tomueal l. lampson for protecting me from the bad guys. and i'd like to thank Jesus, who regardless of jeff's feelings, i do love. and fifthly, i would like to thank north carolina, the state from whence i came, for producing the best dang chairs known to man. and on an unrelated note, i'm not going to cali in april. at least at don't have plans at this time. thank you for your time, and if you have any more questions you may direct them to jeff. good night, and God bless.
We are SO down for Cali. Sign Melissa and I up. I would love to go to the state that developed Jeff's weird pronunciation of words ending in "oast." Seriously sweetheart, you've got to hear it - It's amazing.
And now that I think about it, Jeff's chair-love reminds me of that scene in "Waiting for Guffman" where they sing about stools.
And I thought I knew what "edified" meant, but I still had to look it up. :)
And "back splat" does sound kinda gross, but I can't really figure out why.
I don't think it has anything to do with the word "back," it's just the fact that gross stuff is always associated with the word "splat."
Like poop.
...I'm sorry.
- Strauch, lighting the candle
so when you finish school, are you gonna drive your two cars from fla to cali? cause if you two drive all the way to cali, and don't stop in houston to stay with us for a while, then i'm gonna hire someone to cut off your rightmost knuckle. and there are people in cali that do that.
and i talked to patrick finan this past weekend (gilli and i were in g-boro for meredith smith's wedding), and it turns out he's planning on moving out to cali also. what with you and him and joel meyer all out there, i might just have to make a trip sometime.
and don't feel bad sarah, no one told me about melissa either. apparently you just have to pick up on these things.
well, i was sort of planning the trip, but then i finally purchased a plane ticket. the same night, i posted this. so, you found out when everyone else found out.
and that stuff about you knowing the chair parts, that was a very sad note indeed.
Hey Sarah- I see you figured out that Strauch and Melissa are together, but If you haven't heard from or of strauch recently enough to have heard about melissa, then you definitely need to read his latest post on his blog- just go to jeff's homepage on the beguiler and click on unconfirmed reports.
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dco0336l.jpg
...always ready to help out with the images...
i mean, really jeff..... what a way to treat your sister.
Oh, and Sarah -
I think Windy has explained the situation pretty well, but if you don't yet know who Melissa is, just visit http://unconfirmedreports.blogspot.com - That should answer all of your questions, including some you didn't even think of asking. Sorry for not keeping you in the know - Things have been ka-ra-zee/super-busy/wonderful. Glen was informed a bit late as well. I will assume that the "heck" was simply a reaction to feeling left out of the loop.
And believe me, there's nothing "overused" about our terms of endearment.
Good to hear from you again, Sarah. Is that Joey kid around? The other UNC fan that is desperately needed on these boards?
Oh yeah, and I hear young Tommy Lampson is heading up Chicago-way. How would somebody go about getting in touch with him?
- Strauch
tommyblarg@yahoo.com
...i think
Melissa and I will see you in three short days.
Get ready.
- Strauch
hey! any of you filling out ncaa brackets and interested in making a yahoo group? let me know. we've got to do it by thurs morning.
ok, because of the overwhelming response in the last hour, i went ahead and made a group. here's how you join:
In order to join the group, just go to:
http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/men
and click on the "Sign Up" button to create a team. After completing registration, or if you already have a team, click the "Create or Join Group" button and follow the path to join an existing private group. Then, when prompted, enter the following information...
Group ID#: 107454
Password: acc
sign up so i can rub it in your face when my bracket's better than yours.
melissa, i like the way you insulted jeff and strauch both in one statement. well done. however, i am disapointed in the lack of strauch or melissa tournament brackets. or sarah. where's that "unc going all the way" bracket sarah?
i don't think unc has gone "all the way" since that one night in soho back in '92.
a diagram of a chair?!? man, you crack me up. hey, that would look great over my fireplace.
what's with my site? besides the lack of new posts.
do you guys see my sidebar, or is it hidden for you too?
nevermind. it's back up
dude. have you lowered yourself to creating fake drama on your blog because you're too lazy to post? cause even strauch hasn't done that. the drama i mean, not the posting. of course he hasn't done that in a while either. it was good seeing him though. for you, i mean. i imagine.
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