You Can't Watch Just One...Season

Have you been enjoying the outside air too much? Have you grown tired of filling your day with meaningful tasks and useful errands? Are you fed up with being happy, sociable, and physically fit? Well, are you in luck!

For those of us who can't stand the beautiful sight nor the warming comfort of our sun, comes this incredible, action-packed, Emmy-nominated show that critics call "amazing" (The Herald), "cool" (The Daily Reader), and "neat" (Windy). 24 is a once in a lifetime, heart-stopping roller coaster ride of a show starring Kiefer Sutherland as Counter Terrorist Unit agent Jack Bauer.

Available to rent or buy, season 1 of 24 will offer hours upon hours of mindless fascination as you sit lazily upon your couch or recliner. The results are astonishing. Janice claims to have turned off her phone, and leaves the house only to drive to the closest rental store to get the next DVD in the series. Jim says he once stayed indoors watching 24 for 12 hours straight, gaining 4.5 pounds and developing a mild decubitus ulcer from sitting. And sources say a man in Omaha has reportedly forgotten how to produce words with his mouth after he bought the first 4 seasons and went on a 24 marathon, watching each episode back to back until he was caught up.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we have been waiting for: a new addiction.