FW: Nobody Cares
I just read a fowarded email thing that is supposed to promote patriotism, and the very last sentence was (no lie), "if you don't send this, you have no soul."
People are really going to great lengths to get/guilt people into fowarding emails to everyone in their address book. I won't be suprised when I get one that reads, "if you don't send this, you're ugly and no one likes you," or "if you don't send this, you should just go ahead and kill yourself to get it over with because your life is meaningless and you don't believe nor stand for anything, so why should you even be allowed to breath the same air as those who fought in Vietnam, or flew a fighter jet in WWI, or saved lives on 9/11, or gave their meager life savings to help some old guy on the street. You worthless waste of space."
Just you wait.
People are really going to great lengths to get/guilt people into fowarding emails to everyone in their address book. I won't be suprised when I get one that reads, "if you don't send this, you're ugly and no one likes you," or "if you don't send this, you should just go ahead and kill yourself to get it over with because your life is meaningless and you don't believe nor stand for anything, so why should you even be allowed to breath the same air as those who fought in Vietnam, or flew a fighter jet in WWI, or saved lives on 9/11, or gave their meager life savings to help some old guy on the street. You worthless waste of space."
Just you wait.
posted by Jeff at 4:43 PM
2 Comments:
well, did you forward it? maybe the problem is that you don't have a soul. you ever think of that, jeff? maybe you should take a good look at yourself, and stop looking for blame in the heart-wrenching stories of the men and women who are out there every day, doing something that i didn't have time to finish reading. but you know it must have been pretty dang heroic to warrant a forward. so why don't you get off your lazy, souless butt, and start spreading the word. cause, frankly, there just isn't any time to address the real problems in this country until each and every american feels sorry for some other american that may or may not actually exist.
oh, and on another topic, there's this prince from some middle eastern country that is trying to give a whole bunch of money away, so if we just send him our bank account and credit card info, then he'll just send us all that money. and this one's for real, cause my sister's coworker's aunt's brother-in-law knows the guy and vouches for him.
Oh I TOTALLY got that email!!!!!!!!!
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