Suicide Is Not The Answer

This flamingo died 32 seconds later. His name was Robert Paulson.

Dissonant Identity

Just for kicks, I think Ricky Martin and Emilio Estevez should switch names for a day.

Where Have I Been?

Here are some phrases I like to say aloud:
Mechanical Animal
Splendidly Blended
Navy Aviation
Heavy Avocado
Merriweather Leather
Banana Bandana
Primarily Merrily